SALAHKAH DIRIKU

salahkah aku juling???????????

salahkah aku seorang bakal jururawat?

aku sombong? blagak? x dapat certificate lagi dah berangan?

tukang buat cerita buat hal lagi... macam2 ..

aku kena masuk lokap.. menangis-nangis dyer datang jamin? 

lokap mane? 

kes aper?

bler?

pkul berapa?

pandai sungguh lahhh.. tpi blog aku penuh dgan cerita dukun nie.. memyampah pon ada.. tapi sinilah tempat aku lepas geram...

 dye perfect sangat kot kata kat aku macam2.. x pa tgu dan lihat sahaja...

aper - aper pon aku tetap aku..

aku akan buktikan aku lulus and x extend sem macam si dukun 

PANTUN LAWAK IKUT SELANG NEGERI

Kelantan...
Make ikke cicoh budu
Jange lupo tamboh satar
Kelik rayo taksir laju
Nanti rayo dale sepita

Terengganu...
Makang ubi jamang jepong
Makang kepok cicah cuke
Bulang pose mung bengong
Bulang raye mung gile

Pahang...
Sepadan Pahang ada kasino
Nasi dagang ikan patin
Jange mu masam muko
Raya makan rendang sadin

Johor...
Cegitu cegini awak suke
Awak suke kite tak suke
Esok luse hari raye
Sama-sama bersuke rie

Melaka...
Hawau kau berak merate
Kaki bengkak ulau patok
Kalu balik naik kerete
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok

N. Sembilan...
Masak lomak cili api
Campo dongan! daun turi
Hari rayo kolumpo sopi
Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri

(org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)
Selangor/K.Lumpur...
Wa cakap lu wa tak tau
Tapi wa tipu sama lu
Raya jangan buat tak tau
Angpau ada bagi gua dulu

Perak...
Gulai tempoyak ikan mayong
Deroyan busok tebok tupai
Pandu hemat ingat kampong
Asal teman selamat sampai

Kedah...
Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq
Lapaq perut makan pau
Macam mana tak ketaq
Kena paksa bagi angpau

Penang...
Nasi kandaq kedai mamak
Anak mami juai pesemboq
Lepas raya usah dok triak
Kalu ceti mai ikut dapoq

Perlis...
Padang besaq kecik aja
Tempat siam lalu lalang
Hari raya kita berbelanja
Jangan sampai menambah utang

CERITA LAWAK MAJALAH UJANG

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my unique frens hahhah

ni lah pacar ku.. merangkap best frenzs..semua masalah dikongsi..like22....walaupon dier x seberapa tapi die leh trima kun pham aku.. serasi bersama.. mmm sehati sejiwa

my favourite perfume

After launching Play for Him the Brands most coveted fragrance for men Givenchy creates Play for Her. Two fragrances with a common spirit, which represent freedom,modernity and sensuality.
......            
  next is gucci rush
   
Gucci Rush is very attractive and recognizable fragrance, impulsive and irresistible, just like the love at first sight. The name of the fragrance 'Rush' reminds of simulative drug, very widespread in America during 1980's. The intensive red bottle has a shape of video tape, a very unusual and modern design. The fragrance is composed like a luscious exotic flowers cocktail: Californian gardenia, South African freesia, jasmine and Turkish rose. Corriander, vanilla and patchouli emphasize the oriental character and uniqueness of this fragrance........

 my  other favourite perfume 

This perfume was created by thierry mugler in 2005, and makes an amazing gift for any occasion. This spectacular feminine scent includes a blend of amber, woods, orange blossom, green notes and vanilla....... best bau niehhh.....